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:: Monday, March 31, 2003 ::

With all of this talk of war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001.

These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:

1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.

3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.

4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a non-violent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.

5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.

6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.

7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the person realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.

There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost. We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.

| posted by mikebaby at 4:55 PM ::

He must think he's Santa Claus.
| posted by mikebaby at 7:07 AM ::

:: Saturday, March 29, 2003 ::
I bought another new gun today.
| posted by mikebaby at 8:17 PM ::

:: Friday, March 28, 2003 ::
Hey Denise, do you need any more proof?
| posted by mikebaby at 6:37 AM ::

:: Thursday, March 27, 2003 ::

The following products are either French, or owned by a French company. Lets start a boycott.

Allegra (Allergy Medication)
BF Goodrich (Owned by Michelin)
BIC (Razors, Pens & Lighters)
Car & Driver Magazine
Christian Dior
Club Med
Dannon Yogurt
Elle Magazine
Jameson Wiskey
Motown Records
Spencer Gifts
Sundance Channel
Universal Studios (Music, Movies & Theme Parks)
Wild Turkey
Woman''s Day Magazine

| posted by mikebaby at 7:25 AM ::

:: Tuesday, March 25, 2003 ::
Apparently the stinky French are looking for business opportunities in a post war Iraq. Despite opposing war in Iraq, France wants French businesses to be involved in the reconstruction of the oil-rich country. I hope to God someone in this administration has the heart to just say "well that's gonna be a disappointment for France, then, isn't it?"

| posted by mikebaby at 2:18 PM ::

:: Monday, March 24, 2003 ::

| posted by mikebaby at 2:11 PM ::

:: Thursday, March 20, 2003 ::
The latest news I've heard is that several Iraqi military leaders have contacted France to find out the best way to surrender to the aggressor. That is about the only thing the French are good at.
| posted by mikebaby at 8:22 AM ::

:: Wednesday, March 19, 2003 ::
Great news on the war against terrorism.

| posted by mikebaby at 8:54 AM ::

Not a great business idea.
| posted by mikebaby at 7:55 AM ::

:: Monday, March 17, 2003 ::
Traitors take notice, the human shield theory doesn't seem to work.
| posted by mikebaby at 8:07 AM ::

Bob Vila would have been proud of me yesterday, I designed and built a storage loft in my garage, that could support probably about 350 lbs with no poles to the floor for support.
| posted by mikebaby at 8:06 AM ::

:: Friday, March 14, 2003 ::

| posted by mikebaby at 11:56 AM ::

I wonder if this looser will be considered a 'Martyr'.
| posted by mikebaby at 7:21 AM ::

:: Tuesday, March 11, 2003 ::
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me."
--- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
--Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
---- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit
outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the
face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
--Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the
bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
| posted by mikebaby at 8:54 AM ::

:: Sunday, March 09, 2003 ::
Yesterday the riding season officially started for me. I had some battery issues, but it was good to be on my motorcycle again.
| posted by mikebaby at 8:20 AM ::

:: Tuesday, March 04, 2003 ::
Intercepting US aircraft in international airspace does not seem like a good way to pursue peace.
| posted by mikebaby at 7:56 AM ::

:: Monday, March 03, 2003 ::
Rope manufacturers take notice. Your lesser quality products will not go unchecked.
| posted by mikebaby at 7:07 AM ::

Tasty meat eating place of the day:

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